Humour

OK! Here is our beyblade humor page, time to make fun of particular peoples!

Things never said.

Kai: Anyone got paint remover.
Tyson: I'm going on a diet.
Max:I'm Depressed.
Rei:Man my fangs hurt.
Kai:Tyson you're the best.
Tyson:Dragoon you're weak.
Kenny:Man i'm stupid.
Kai:I love you guys.
Tyson: I work alone.
Tyson:I should leave Kai alone.
Kai:Thanks
Tyson:Kai wear did you get your clothes.
Kai:I make my own clothes

Kai Hiwatari

Hello, Kai. What would you like to talk about today?
Talk? Who said I wanted to talk, I don't want to talk.
That's what this session is for, Kai
Well I didn't book this stupid session. I dont even want to be here.
Well you are here, so try to make the most of this session.
Why? I dont need help. Who said I needed help? Damn it, tell me and I'll take care of them..
Kai, do you always resort to violence to solve problems?
Hmph. Whatever...
Ahh, the typical off the shoulder cold-as-ice routine.
....You don't know me. ><
No, but I'd like to get to know you. That's what these sessions are for, after all
No, their for whining to some complete stranger who doesnt understand them at all. Grrr, and for weaklings who can't handle problems on their own. I'm not weak, dammit!
I never said you were, Kai
YES YOU DID! Grrr, I'll rip you a new -CENSORED- if you talk about me like that again! *sits back down calmly and blinks, then crosses his arms*
...o.o! Okay, I think thats enough for today...*starts pushing the security button under his desk*
Hmph. Good. *gets up but is hauled away by two burly men in uniforms* Well Doc, it's been nice talking to you. I feel I've really opened up during this session. Hope we can do it again some time. +door slams+

Tyson Granger

So, Tyson, why don't you tell me exactly why your here...
Well, Doc, it all began when I was a baby. When my ma and pa were blessed with the bestest most adorable child ever to grace this earth. To put it mildly. When I was little I used to get so hungry I would pull fits. How could mama feed me when she didn't have any-
Interesting...
...So anyway-as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted-my addiction spanned from there. Stealing the dogs food, grabbing ice-cream off other babies, and it just went downhill from there. At the age of two, I was having six substantial meals a day. And then there was that craving for coconut....
So what has this got to do with why your here now?
Jeez Doc, your awfully pushy for someone whos meant to be *listening*
.........
Muuuuch better. Anyway, now-eleven years later- I'm still caught in the same vicious cycle. *wipes away a tear* I swear Doc, it aint easy being a famous blader and having to keep up with my enormous apetitie. Isn't there anything you can do for me?!
As you said before, Tyson, I'm just here to...
Are you sure there isn't some kinda pill you can give me?!
No. I'm not that type of doctor. There must be some kind of mistake.
Did you say steak?!
...Tyson- you have only fifteen minutes left of this two hour session Mr. Dickenson has booked for you. Are there any deeper problems you'd like to go over....?
Well your the doctor! You tell me!
Well, it seems you have a very obvious case of obsessive compulsive disorder...
What! I do not! Hmph. Yo-your such-a...such-a...MEANIE!
*blinks* Tyson, did you just call me...A-a meanie?
^.^ So doc! Enough about me, what about you!?Come and sit on the big couch for me...
Eh? You mean...You want to hear m-my problems...?
Yeah man! As long as you buy me lunch after we're done!
.........
*looks down at his watch* O-oh! Look at that, we're almost done. -_-
Well! It was fun, Doc! XD! Now its time for that double sized coconut and anchovies pizza I ordered....*drools some*....

*Rei Kon*

	...Hi Doctor. Hello Rei. So, where do you want to start today? Uhh...I do-don't have any problems...I don't really need to be here. >>; <<; Hm? Your group co-ordinator Mr.Dickenson said you were probably the most troubled of the group (next to Tyson, Kai and Max, of course). Huh? No.. So I have a jumps slightly Addiction...spies a basket in the corner of the room smiles and jumps off the couch then bounds over to it and sits down ^-^ Uhh..Yes, you can sit there... Okay, cool. starts cleaning his hair with his tongue Uhh...Rei? Are you okaY?* Mmmhm..Ack x.X spits out a huge ball of hair ...? laughs nervously Hairball. Hehe... I see. That can be a- starts purring loudly when he sees a ball of yarn sitting casually on the desk Is that what I think it is?! **looks over to the wool on his table Yarn? Yes, it is. picks it up and throws it at Rei gently** smirks deviously and catches it in his mouth Purrrrr...throws it away and starts chasing it Get the Yarn Rei, get the Yarn... *....shakes head and scribbles down a few things on his notepad* So, Rei. Why dont you tell me-** Yarrrn! Get the yarrrrn! straightens up when he sees it under the big couch Oooo...You devious little ball of gloriously fuzzy wool! tries to pull it out with his hand finally paffs it out and starts chasing after it again picks it up when it rolls near his desk Rei, please, try to concentrate on the- AHH! growls and pounces on the Doctor YARN dammit! YARRRRN! B-bad cat! Mrow...? Bad...? bottom lip trembles and suddenly eyes flash I'll show you bad, if you don't give me that yarn! Grrrrrrow... **starts to sweat heavily Uhhh, here! throws the yarn back at him and runs, stumbling out of the room** =^-^= Get the yarn Rei, get the yarn!

		*Max Tate*

	Well Max, what would you like to- HI! Wow, you know my name?! Cool! Man, whats your name? My name? Well, most people call me Mr. Randomunknowndoctor. But my friends call me Larry. OH! Cool name! Hahaha, Larry, hahaha. ^-^! Say, whats it like being a doctor, strapped up in this little office all day? Don't you ever want to go outside? Listen to the birds singing? The people talking? The- Actually, I quite like it in here. Now Max, lets talk about you. Me? Ahaha! You don't want to hear about me! I'm boring.. >>; <<; Really! I mean, lets talk about something else, okay? starts wringing hands nervously HEY! Have you tried that new lolly? Mmm, wow, its so good! I love lollies, do you like lollies? My dad says ther not good for me but I know deep down he likes them too. Everyone likes lollies, right? How can you love their sugary goodness? Mmm, sugar. Sugar is- Max, are you feeling alright? Alright? I'm just GREAT! Hahaha> >> << Okay, just checking, You seem a little...Jumpy. Jumpy?! Hahaha, I'm not jumpy, no way. Hahaha. This is just me. Good old Max. Maxy. Maxmeister. Maximillion. Maxamundo. Ma- I GET IT! shrinks away *Ahh, sorry about that Max, coughs in embaressment* I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm usually not like that...** OH that's okay! Hey, everybody makes mistakes- Larry! :D! So, what do you think of that..... -------- -------- --------- ------- 1 hour, 49 minutes later -------- -------- ------- --------- * has eventually tore out all of his hair and is sitting huddled in a small corner of the room while Max is jumping up and down on the couch* P-Please...Take it all! J-just g-get out! What? It hasn't been two hours yet, Larry! I'm having too much fun, my new bestest buddy! ^-^! HEY! Your right! Wow, time sure flies by when your having fun, huh?! Well, I gotta go now! jumps off the couch and lands a flip then runs out of the room, singing 'I'm a Little Teapot'